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This week is the talent show and if there’s one thing that I know
It’s that I don’t wanna do it but somehow I got roped into it
Everybody else is good at stuff - Cordelia sings (at least sort of)
But my talent’s best kept hidden
not like, for example, Morgan’s ventriloquism

Why did it have to be
A live ventriloquist’s dummy
I wish that it was anything but that
Cause me and dummies have an uncomfortable past
And I don’t need to bore ya
With the details of my phobia
I just wish that it was anything but that

Somebody’s been harvesting - first a heart, then a brain
Guess a demon needs some organs to keep livin like a human
Sid’s not evil so it seems but Principal Snyder might be
Yeah the jury’s out on that one
anyway Mark the magician went into his magic box
and changed into a full-skin demon and attacked us but we beat him
and then stabbed him in the heart

Why did it have to be
A live ventriloquist’s dummy
I wish that it was anything but that
Cause me and dummies have an uncomfortable past
And I don’t need to bore ya
With the details of my phobia
I just wish that it was anything but that

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from Songs From Season One, released December 5, 2016

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Buffering the Vampire Slayer New York, New York

Buffering the Vampire Slayer is an episodic rewatch podcast hosted by Jenny Owen Youngs & Kristin Russo following the 90s' TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Featured on Entertainment Weekly, Esquire, Time, and listed as one of the top 30 podcasts of the decade by Paste Magazine!

Every ep of the podcast also includes a new original song recapping each glorious Buffy episode!

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