The Long Night

by Buffering the Vampire Slayer

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WHY HELLO! If you're a listener of Buffering the Vampire Slayer, you know that we write an original song recapping every episode of Buffy. At the request of Joanna of House Robinson, on behalf of the spectacular Game of Thrones podcast A Cast of Kings, Jenny wrote this song recapping GoT S8E3: The Long Night!


Did you all see that shit?
Arya just shish kebab’ed the Night King
Sent all the wights and white walkers exploding
If Syrio and Ned could see her now, they’d be so proud

And Melisandre
No one could have won this thing without ya
Rolling up to lay the R’hllor on the
Army of the Dead you helped defeat - now rest in peace

Lost a few good guys
But, hey, Ghost survived
Thank you Lord Beric for
Your heroic sacrifice
But doesn’t it seem a little strange
That neither Jaime nor Pod, nor Tormund or The Hound
Not one of them perished in the fray

Lady Sansa
My one regret is that we didn’t see her
Tearing up some dead folks with her dagger
Woulda liked to cheer her sticking them with the pointy end

And we all know Targaryens
Have loved marrying
Siblings to each other
For many generations
But doesn’t it seem a little strange
That neither Dany nor Sam nor Jon nor Bran
Not one of them said the word aunt

And we all know Cersei’s been
Greyjoy and chillin
Now it’s time to take
The battle to King’s Landing


released May 7, 2019


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